Hyperonline Introvert Culture is a Spiritual Graveyard
Loneliness Grifters: A Case Study
Earlier this week I had the displeasure of coming across this post while scrolling my feed:
Normally I would just scroll past a post like this. Sure it’s annoying, but introvertposting has never struck me as a problem per se.
But this bitchmade introvertposter went about 90,000 li past the line when he put Lao Tzu in a fucking fedora and called himself “master”.
After all, dressing up Lao Tzu and larping online is MY unshakeable compulsion. I immediately had to dig deeper into this sick freak, step inside his twisted mind palace and stomp around.
At the end of the rabbit hole I found two things:
1. a bitch
2. an infinte well of hater energy
3. a vast array of spiritual boobie traps set to ensnare unsuspecting introverts.
Introverts, this post will change the way you view introvert content and hopefully help you cut through the bullshit out there.
Chapter 1: The Bitch
I started my dig at the obvious place: Twitter.
I found that the “@master_nobody” account was locked and had just 88 followers.
The account linked to another account “@karunpal” and the natural thing to do was to follow the breadcrumbs. This is what I found:
Immediately the red flags wove and the warning bells rang.
“Introverts’ favorite writer and mindset coach” 🤢🤢🤢
At this point in the digging I had assembled the following items: one (1) extremely cringe introvertpost, one (1) locked twitter account with 88 followers calling himself “master”, and finally the above extremely cringe mindset coach byline.
I scrolled down to his pinned post and it immediately got much, much worse:
This is just a crock of narcissistic introvertposting garbage fine-tuned to confirm the biases of an atomized, vulnerable, chronically online audience. It boils down to "you're right 99.99999% of the time,” "they don't get it," and "don't socialize".
This shit is just insidious. If it’s not immediately clear here’s why:
no one is right 99% of the time. This is just narcissism. If you think you’re always right, you have some serious self reflection to do.
telling someone with a delusional inflated sense of self "don't listen to them, they don't get it" is a great way to continue enabling a delusional inflated sense of self
"you don't have to socialize" mother FUCK yes you do. You have to socialize and have friends and actually give a shit about people. Especially so that they can chump check you when you start saying dumb ass shit like "i'm right 99% of the time and nobody gets me :’( me me me me me".
I get it, posts like his can feel validating, but be very careful. You cannot and will never exist without the help and support and existence of other people. Do not fall into this illusion. It will make you miserable.
It gets worse.
This Karun fella has a website. On that website he has, you guessed it, a COURSE!!
"Awakening: A 30 Day Self-Transformation Program"
IT'S A GRIIIIIIIIIFT YEEEEEEOW!!!!!!
For the low low price of $120 you receive the great privilege of downloading 4 pdfs and 2 mp3 files.
Awakening to what mother Fucker????????
Chapter 2: Hater energy
Dressing up Lao Tzu in a fedora was one thing. A grave transgression. But I hate this mf even more now. The course description is filled with vagueries about the Third Eye Chakra and 936Hz frequencies with no explanation.
Karun Pal aka “master nobody” preys on lonely, atomized people to sell his bullshit substanceless “spiritual” course.
Here's the thing:
It's not a problem to be an introvert. Even the self absorbed chronically online sort of introverts are victims more than anything else. Victims of atomization, of a dearth of IRL third-spaces and a continual outsourcing of human interaction to tech. Echo chambers and not having people around you to regulate your bad ideas will do things to a mf.
But to play to this vulnerability, to enable and inflate and succ off the lonely terminally online introvert for Cold Hard Cash while calling yourself "master" and putting Lao Tzu in a FEDORA is nothing less than bitchmade. Simple as.
If you're gonna play dressup with Cuhh Tzu, at very least put him in an itachi headband (dope) and autistically dunk on confucius for 6 years straight (sick as hell)
If Karun got opps I will ride with them for the 100 billion years.
This mf sucks so bad and the particular way in which he sucks invigorates me. Normally I’d be compelled to write something like “he’s a victim of his own compulsions and has woven himself into this predicament and probably can’t stop”.
And that may be true. Perhaps he deserves compassion. But today I’m hatin. I see something so obviously wrong that has gone on for so long that I got no choice but to hate. Hater energy is a fuel that burns fast and bright. It feels crude in my body.
Chapter 3: Spiritual Boobie Traps
Karun Pal aka master_nobody’s bullshit comes rapid fire, in multiple tweets per day. There are so many and they’re so misguided that to cover all of them here would be impossible. I am and will continue to regularly denounce his BS one by one on my facebook page.
For now, let’s look at one more post:
You need conflict resolution skills to healthily live in society. This shit is just romanticizing and enabling loneliness. Do not listen.
"They just want peace"
It is not "peace" to let your connections to people slowly rot.
It is dissociation, it is avoidance. Avoidance of the difficult emotions that come with conflict.
Where does this road lead? It leads to less conflict. Less uncomfortable emotions. Less capacity and skill to handle those emotions.
If you don't practice healthy conflict, guess what's going to become hard for you? Conflict. Every human life is filled with conflict. You cannot run forever. It is always coming, and will only get harder the more you avoid it. Master_nobody's rhetoric will only enable you to become more isolated, more unstable, less capable of handling situations.
Thank god he'll be there to save you just in time with his 30 Day Awakening Course!!
People are going to hurt you. Dare to love them anyway.
Conclusion
Karun Pal you’re a bitch take down your course and stop this grift.
As always, a sage in the comments summed it up better than I ever could have:
Lastly, introvert gang, I love yall. Please be safe out there. I'm trusting you sages to not let your introversion fall into the bottomless pit of endless self indulgence propagated by grifters like this. Be well.
All roads lead to a mf selling a course, always
Glad someone else also spends hours stalking random accounts that annoy them